His Royal Highness, Prince George Alexander Louis of Cambridge, turns 2 today, and it’s anybody’s guess how he’ll spend it. Perhaps putting another X on the “Days ‘Til I’m a King Like Simba” calendar, or perhaps sticking Legos into his little sister’s ear to see if it will come out the other.
Either way, grandma Middleton will decorate the venue with whatever theme little boys are into these days – Thomas the Tank Engine? Henry VIII’s court? “Splendid display, pleb,” he’ll tell Carole. “Next time, please be sure that the bunting is made on tapestries rather than paper. This isn’t some knees-up in Berkshire.”
To celebrate 730 days of George, let’s go inside the mind of a young gentleman to discover what he really thinks of those outfits. Continue reading