9 Times Kate Middleton Looked Absolutely Horrified

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You’ve done it.  You’ve up and offended the future consort of the United Kingdom and the Commonwealth realms, and now you must sit in time-out.

1. He suggested I take a “walk” to shake off the morning sickness.  In turn, I suggested he take a long walk along the M5.

Kate Middleton Blue Coat Family Friends Voluntary Organization

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2.  Sorry, did you just imply that these were fake?

Kate Middleton Jenny Packham Ink Blue Gown Met New York City

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3. Christ almighty, it is positively dreadful here.

Edward: I told you.  

 

4. It’s fine. I’m sure she didn’t mean anything by “you look better today.” All is well.  Where’s Maria with the Xanax and gin flask?

 

5. F** all, I see Fergie.

Kate Middleton Jenny Packham Gown Team GB Gala 2012

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6. That man just called me Waity Kaity.  WILLIAM, THAT MAN JUST CALLED ME WAITY KAITY.

Kate Middleton Shocked Face Alice Temperley Lace Gown Natural History Museum

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7. I did make the right decision wearing this dress.  I did.  William said it looked lovely on me.  I’ll just have the bathroom attendant killed for suggesting I looked “festive.”

Kate Middleton Straight Face Royal Box Wimbledon 2015

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8. It worked!

Kate Middleton Sunglasses Claps Wimbledon

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9. Wait, wait.  How many condoms were used in the Olympic village?

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