18 Goals Prince George Hopes To Accomplish In 2016

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One has just received Prince George’s New Year’s resolution list, and it’s ambitious.

Tune Out The Haters

Kate Middleton Talks To Prince George Tetbury England Festival of Polo

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“I’m sorry, Catherine.  Did you just point your finger at me? Me, whom you will one day curtsy to?”

 Get Familiar With Other Powerful Leaders

Prince Charles Looks Prince George Festival Polo

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“You’re the chap who talks to plants, no?”

Hire a Hair Stylist

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“LOOK at this mess atop my head.” 

Hire Someone To Carry Me, Lion King-Style

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“I’m not a sack of oats, Catherine.  Raise me higher so that I may see my people.”

More Solo Photoshoots

Prince George Christmas Vest Knee Socks Kensington Palace


“My word, such rosy cheeks I have.”

Leave Catherine at Home During Polo Events

Prince George Jerudong Polo Match Neck and Neck Overalls

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“Obstruction of the crown!  One is being manhandled!”

Do Something About This

Fergie Khaki Jacket Holds Golden Retriever Pupples

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“She’s selling hair straighteners as a Duchess.  Really…”

Wear More Fur

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“Lord Disick reminded me that brocade and fur need to make a comeback.  If it was good enough for Henry VIII, well…”

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Work On a More Powerful Presence

Prince George Kate Middleton Wave Buckingham Palace Balcony

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“Somehow, the girly short suit doesn’t scream ‘Future Sovereign.'”

Spend More Time With The Royal Pirate

Queen Elizabeth Princess Michael of Kent Eye Patch Epsom

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“She’s a gas, that Princess Michael.  Matching the eye patch to her Ascot outfit.  What fun!”

Size Up Sweden’s Next Royal

Prince Carl Philip Princess Sofia Just Married Sweden

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“Mummy and daddy’s crew is lovely, but terribly basic.  One would like to get acquainted with the continental HRHs and HMs .”

“Also, might date the girl twin for a spell.”

Don’t Get Pushed Around

Prince George Cries Holds William's Hand

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“I’m going to do ME in 2016.  ME!”

Get Involved With The Community.

Prince William Prince Harry Join BBC DIY SOS Team Manchester

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“But make sure I’m controlling a big truck.   It’s such a thrill to watch the giant claw pick up dirt.”

More Jewels on Catherine

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“One realizes that mummy wants to remain a home counties girl at heart, but the fact of the matter is that she’s a future consort.   There are girls all over Long Island who do this with plastic crowns.  PLASTIC.  CROWNS.”

Spend Quality Time With Charlotte*

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“*In front of the cameras, so as to further improve one’s image.”

More One-On-Ones with Her Majesty

Prince George Speaks Queen Elizabeth II St Mary Magdalene Church

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“Without the hoi polloi butting in (buzz off, William).”

Take a Page from THISGUY

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“When Philip wants to take the picture, f–king do it!”

Live Life Like a BOSS

prince george tumbles down hill festival of polo 2015

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“Or a king.  Living life like a king will do just fine.”

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