Welcome to the 5th anniversary of the best day of my life.
Without rambling on about how much I love to cover the life and times of royalty, let us oogle over photos that defined one of the most magnificent days in recent history.
Michale Middleton: “Will not get sick. Will not get sick on the ground upon which all of England’s monarchs hath been crowned.”
William: “You’re hungover, aren’t you?”
Harry: “Just shut the f*** up, you knob.”
William: “I will end you. I will trade you to Russian just as soon as that crown lands on my head.”
William: “You shut the oven off at the house, right?”
Catherine: “For f**k’s sake, we haven’t been home in four days. I should hope someone put out the fire.”
William: “Right. What are we having for supper tomorrow night?”
Catherine: “Roast chicken, with a side of £3000 chocolate biscuit cake.”
William: “K, but you def shut the oven off, right?”
Mike Lynch: *marches into my room whilst I am VERY busy reporting on the royal wedding*
“Is she [Kate] from Bucklebury? I heard that’s near where you studied [abroad].”
“Why are there going to be trees at her wedding. Now every girl is gong to be ‘Daddy I want trees at my wedding.'”
“Are you aware that her parents own a company that’s like Party City?”
“What time are you getting up tomorrow?”
Pippa: “Me soon, ya?”
OK party time baiiiii!