If I’ve learned anything from glancing over the weekly rags, it’s that gold stickers are a fantastic way to trick people into thinking a headline is real.
Henceforth, I daren’t believe a word any publication states unless it’s stamped with a gold sticker (are you listening, Simon Perry?).
Every story is the same – Prince Charles is being skipped over in favor of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge for the British throne because Queen Elizabeth said so! Camilla is jealous AF and swears she will exact revenge on the beautiful Duchess for messing up her plans to rule over the kingdom!
My favorite part of these tabloid covers is the placement a tiara atop Catherine’s head (bless Photoshop). And each cover will almost always show Prince William in his Colonel of the Irish Guards uniform (because that’s very regal-looking, no?). Continue reading