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Hark, I bring you all tidings of good news! Let it be proclaimed across the kingdom and over far-off lands that Their Royal Highnesses, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have welcomed a bouncing baby girl.
Little Princess of Cambridge joins her older brother, George, who – at press time – has not given a statement about the birth. It has been reported that he’s been “wailing like a banshee” at Kensington Palace for “mummy” (just kidding. I totally made that up. Has absolutely nothing to do with how I felt when my sister was born).
“Who? What does ‘born mean?’ No I won’t turn it upside down, I never asked for whatever has just arrived.” – George of Cambridge
May the sibling rivalry not get so out of hand that Parliament has to intervene. There are enough toys for everyone, and hand-me-downs build character.
God Save The Queen.
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